My husband walks into the house carrying bags after a trip to the grocery store:
Him: You know what a little bird told me?
Me (excited to see what niftiness he may have brought home for me): What?
Me: …It’s interesting that wildlife is now trying to get you onto Twitter.
Him: They’re very persistent about it.
Me: Birds are big proponents of social media like that.
Him (begins to put groceries away, going on with things)
Me: I totally want to put together a flash mob where everyone is dressed like the Flash.
Tags: birds are very imperative, husband, they could run through the mall really fast and then a second later everyone would groan, Why can't I stop writing about the Flash now? This is becoming a thing., You know - the lowercase kind not the uppercase Thing. It would be weird if the Flash was becoming the Thing ...but I probably wouldn't write about it.